Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say.


Alex: Oh

Female Psychaitrist: Let's Begin

[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]

Female Psychaitrist: "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"

Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say?

Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!

Female Psychaitrist: Good.

[Changes slides to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]

Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?"

Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

Female Psychaitrist: Alright.

Alex: [laughs]

Female Psychaitrist: [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] "You can do whatever you like with these.

Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW-

[moves injured arm]

Alex: OW! Fucking hell! So did I pass?